My story
Hail from room E1! I am Geralt of Tompkins County! I am a regal fellow with striking coloration. My name makes me sound rigid and tough but I am anything but. I am a sweetheart once I get to know you and generally, a big pushover. Please treat me respectfully though for I am very deserving of your kindness and will blossom in your home if you treat me so. I have all my necessary vaccinations, a microchip and I am no longer able to father children. Come adopt me today and invoke the law of surprise!